U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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