A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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