Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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