i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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