he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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