Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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