S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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