i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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