So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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