12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
ok first of all what the fuck
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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