If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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