She said her name was "party"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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