when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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