I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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