even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
