there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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