I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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