i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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