your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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