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I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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