i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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