just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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