and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I skipped work to stalk him.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
