i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
