i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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