can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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