So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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