I wannas sexs uuuuu
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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