I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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