i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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