Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I look better un-naked...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Randomize
