we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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