hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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