you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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