Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Do plants get herpes?
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