but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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