dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
