HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
