can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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