I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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