I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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