I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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