i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Randomize
