Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
where are my eyebrows?
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