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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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