Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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