You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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