so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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