whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
too bad you live with your parents still
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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