: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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