i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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