I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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